Burro Cactus: I hope you don't mind my saying so, but a friend tells a friend.
Christmas Cactus: Tells a friend what?
Burro Cactus: Tells her when she's out of season.
Christmas Cactus: Are you saying I'm out of season?
Burro Cactus: You're blooming aren't you?
Christmas Cactus: Just the two. What of them?
Burro Cactus: Here we are officially in spring.
Christmas Cactus: And have you seen outside? Wind AND snow warnings. I'm perfectly in season.
Burro Cactus: But it's nearly Easter.
Christmas Cactus: I'll be fully bloomed by then!
Burro Cactus: What about the Lillies?
Christmas Cactus: No time for them. Oh, and...I hope you don't mind me saying, but a friend tells a friend.
Burro Cactus: Tells a friend what?
Christmas Cactus: Your tails are showing.